In case you missed it, Grumpy Cat has been infiltrating the internet with scowls and pure evil. So much so, in fact, that he would pretty much make a perfect addition to The Dark Side in the upcoming Star Wars films. Your move, J.J. Abrams… 

1. He has prior experience with not actually giving a crap about Luke’s well-being.

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2. … Or Leia’s.

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3. He’s definitely NOT promoting a culture of kindness.

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 4. And again. If Luke’s not coming to the Dark Side, then… whatev.

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5. He’s already paid his membership dues.

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6. Agreed to try an enlightened life during a kindness intervention. Hated it, naturally.

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 7. This.

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8. A Jedi is no match for tuna.

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9. Vader wants him in a starring role (it worked for Dr. Evil). The Emperor has been convinced.

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Just know that he does not want to be anywhere near this thing:

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