Twitter Facebook LinkedIn Flipboard 0 Twitter Truth #1 is recognizing that it’s not about you. Twitter Truth #2 is remembering to shut up occasionally. These are both fairly simple things to master, you just need to get on it. Twitter Truth #3 is a little trickier. Today, I want to talk about the debatable role marketers often play as the wranglers of the whackos. You know who your whackos are. Yes, they probably outrank you by a factor of six. Sadly, it’s still your job to keep them away from Twitter. And maybe also from neoprene, on ramps and nuns. There are only so many squishy toys and mission statements you can throw in there to distract them, and sooner or later, you need to intervene. Still not with me? Here’s what happens when a few get loose. If you have a CEO like RyanAir’s Michael O’Leary, I would think that you should probably not even mention the existence of Twitter, let alone set up a live Q&A with the crazy dude. Nobody asked me, so away they went. Most folks commented on the CEO’s inability with hashtags and Benny Hill-esque view of women. But I think this is probably the craziest bit of the whole thing (save for the fact that he did the chat dressed as a leprechaun). Guido Barilla’s Twitter fail didn’t really start out as a Twitter fail; it started with an unfortunate invitation to anyone who didn’t like his anti-gay remarks on the radio to switch brands. So they did, and tweeted about it as they went. Then the company apologized on Twitter. Then Mr. Barilla apologized (sort of) on Twitter. Then he apologized on Facebook. Then he taped an apology video. And yet the Twitter fail from this crazy CEO looked more like a Twitter win for his competition Moving on from people who shouldn’t be let near your Twitter feed, let’s consider what happens when you enrage the people who actually manage your Twitter account. A good way to do that is to fire them all at once without first changing the credentials to access your account. The stream is a priceless and very sad account by people being kicked to the curb by a brand they love. Here is a link to a more readable image of the stream, and here is my favourite post of the bunch. I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest that the person who posted this at Nokia New Zealand was not rocking the employee engagement scores: Crazies aren’t your only problem; sometimes there are stupid people with access to your Twitter feed. There are numerous examples of employees and agencies who forget which account they are using when they share something. Chryslerand the American Red Cross are famous examples. In the name of full disclosure, I recently vented my unhappiness with a certain regional transit provider using my company Twitter handle. Made worse when I figured out that the Blackberry Twitter App doesn’t let you delete. Stupid people everywhere. Like the genius who thought repurposing a disturbing 9/11 image to sell magazines was a good idea. Made worse by the grudging, minimizing apology. And let’s not forget the dumbest things of all. Automated interactions with customers. American Airlines sends this cheerful response to a critic. While Bank of America offers to review an Occupy protester’s account. Folks, if you want to have automated conversations with your customers, just send them a fortune cookie and get it over with. What lessons are to be taken from our angry, crazy and stupid Tweeters? What can marketers do to keep these people from turning the brand into a hate sponge or a joke? There is the obvious training and social media policy stuff, but let’s face it, a truly determined crazy, angry or stupid person will find their way to Twitter whether you want them to or not. So I think our time is best invested in the Wet Clean Up at the other end. Twitter Tweet Facebook Share Email This article originally appeared on B2B Marketing Unplugged and has been republished with permission.Find out how to syndicate your content with B2C Author: Kane Pepi Kane Pepi is an experienced financial and cryptocurrency writer with over 2,000+ published articles, guides, and market insights in the public domain. Expert niche subjects include asset valuation and analysis, portfolio management, and the prevention of financial crime. Kane is particularly skilled in explaining complex financial topics in a user-friendlyView full profile ›More by this author:VoIP Basics: Everything Beginners Should Know!Bitcoin Investment, Trading & Mining: The Ultimate Guide for BeginnersIs This a Better Way to Set Your 2020 Goals and Resolutions?