Twitter biographies might be the ultimate creative-writing challenge. You have 160 characters to spin your personal story!  Here are 20 great mini-biographies that caught my eye and stole my heart.  Enjoy!

A mum and a wife with a really cool day job…

I apologise in advance.

Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.

Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with, and then the different branches of arithmetic — Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.


Naturally and artificially flavoured


Just some chick bitching about her effed up life and stuff…


I was born. When I was 11 I got my first computer. Then I started writing funny tweets. That’s still what I am doing. The end.


I am a sample size of one, not statistically significant, nor representative.


Smart ass blogging mom. Its all about me, really.


An ounce of perception – a pound of obscure.


I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.


I love my husband, my dogs, all things marketing, three-day weekends, high-heels, reading, running, knitting, sushi, wine, long walks on the beach…wait, what?


I am an actor and a writer and I co-created SoulPancake and my son, Walter.


Spreading smiles like they’re herpes


My life was changed by a train.


Nothing more than a man who cared enough to try


I’m the illegitimate love-child of Strategy and Creativity. Now neither parent admits to having me…


It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress.

Bald. Unreliable. Easily distracte


The only person on Twitter who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.

Do you have a favorite Twitter bio?  Let me know in the comment section and I’ll include it in the “second edition!”