Pax, Rex, we need to talk. I’d like to say, “It’s not you, it’s me. We’ve grown apart. We should think about seeing other people.” But really, it IS you. I’m over you, and I really can’t think of anyone in the Midwest or Northeast that would like to “see you” anymore. I think it’s safe to say, we are all sending you packing, kicking you to the curb, we’re done.

We started out this winter with many snow and ski bunnies optimistic about a cold and wet winter. As is typical for the first few snow, our social media feeds blew up in November with everyone’s “OMG, Snow!” pictures. Lately our social media feeds are blowing up with a different type of “O.M.#$)#*.G., SNOW!!!!” pictures…

https://twitter.com/NattyKNeff/status/435598162435117056

I think it’s safe to say, Rex, as you pass through the Midwest and Northeast, that we are all done with winter. We’ve over snow. I find it hard not to curse that groundhog. He really has some serious street cred this year. Phil, I beg you, please call your friends Pax and Rex and tell them we’re not on a break. We are broken up.