A new lightsaber made its debut in the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer, and as you might expect it’s stirred a great deal of controversy across the Internet.
The cross-hilt lightsaber is like the New Coke of Star Wars.
— Heidi N Moore (@moorehn) November 28, 2014
Best part of the Star Wars trailer: the nerd argument online about the practical implications of cross guard on light saber
— Robert Stephens (@rstephens) November 28, 2014
Hi, I'm the guy who designs a new light saber for every Star Wars property. Next up is some kind of lasso I guess. Then a hammer
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) November 28, 2014
Star Wars V!!? Looks cool.
That lightsaber?
I'll be the nerd who says it's impractical and idiotic. Thank you, I'm still single, ladies.
— Connor MacDonald (@SamuraiCorndog) November 28, 2014
I hope in the last scene of the new Star Wars movie the bad guy dies of humiliation after everyone laughs at his dumb lightsaber hilt thing
— Sean, From On Line (@asimplesean) November 28, 2014
Listen… I'm as happy as anyone else about the Star Wars trailer. But really with that lightsaber hilt?
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) November 28, 2014
So controversial that even the French are up in arms.
"The lightsaber from 'Star Wars VII', is it also a corkscrew?" http://t.co/aZikL2uvX6
— Andrew Lebovich (@tweetsintheME) November 28, 2014
Many folks (way too many, you may be thinking) are concerned that the unidentified Sith in the trailer could unintentionally slice his hand because of a dangerous-looking crossguard. Which is not an entirely misplaced concern, all things considered.
Maybe he’s just a later-generation Skywalker who learned from experience by adopting a claymore-like hilt to protect his forearm from other lightsabers?
The Washington Post’s Andrea Peterson spoke to “certified master bladesmith” Kevin Cashen to get clarification. He said that while the crossguard is indeed meant to protect in that way, the lightsaber version “would be very bad to have around your hand.”
The crossguard could totally work. Here’s how. http://t.co/Eduy96IEt1 pic.twitter.com/60kNXOxgm5
— Brian Fung (@b_fung) November 28, 2014
Watch as @b_fung goes full expanded universe to explain how a lightsaber hilt could be lightsaber-proof http://t.co/kCbJawKMoV
— Kelsey D. Atherton (@AthertonKD) November 28, 2014
The newspaper that brought down Richard Nixon has two articles about lightsaber design.http://t.co/x3UQxuTcaw http://t.co/chXk2Tc7m4”
— Byron Tau (@ByronTau) November 28, 2014
But the Post was on top of this developing story like Woodward and Bernstein on Watergate, and Brian Fung added some deep reporting:
In the Star Wars universe, there are certain rare materials that are thought to be lightsaber-resistant. Among these are substances like phrik, cortosis and Mandalorian iron, which have been used to create weapons and armor that can deflect or short-circuit lightsaber beams. There's a precedent for lightsabers made of phrik: Emperor Palpatine's lightsaber was, according to Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith: The Visual Dictionary. In Star Wars video games, cortosis has been shown to block lightsabers, and sometimes shut them down.
I think I have the high ground in @TheSwitch's dueling lightsaber design coverage. http://t.co/QQnOurNef5 http://t.co/8w1IATuYdW
— Andrea Peterson (@kansasalps) November 28, 2014
Let's talk about the new 'Star Wars' lightsaber http://t.co/4DWJqkDVfJ via @nuzzel
— Farhad Manjoo (@fmanjoo) November 28, 2014
Not to be outdone, The Verge proffered an alternative theory (from a commenter) for the lightsaber hilt’s usefulness: “maybe this guy is an old Sith ‘reawakened,’ and that he has an early model lightsaber.”
Reawakened Sith? Are we finally going to see zombies, complete with antiquated lightsabers, in the Star Wars universe?
The apparent design flaw bothered TechCrunch’s Darrell Etherington enough that he decided to try his hand at fixing it, adding a metal guard below the hilt to protect the wielder’s hand.
Of course, the trailer only clocks in at 88 quick seconds and we get almost no context whatsoever for the odd-looking new lightsaber’s place in Star Wars canon. Given the creepy, snowy forest the Sith is walking through, maybe the hilt is just some sort of advanced hand-warmer technology?
Or maybe it was just meant to look strikingly cool.
I feel like that stupid lightsaber is exactly the kind of stupid lightsaber a kid would draw, which is totally the point of Star Wars.
— John S. Troutman (@TheOnlyTrout) November 28, 2014
What do you think? Is the new Star Wars lightsaber a forward-thinking innovation in Sith weaponry or Jar Jar Binks-level ridiculous?