Artie Lange Explains His Racist Rant About ESPN's Cari Champion

Artie Lange apologizes to Cari Champion for his racist and sexist Twitter rant about the ESPN host. Lange was trending for maybe the first time ever yesterday, but the reasons are all but good ones.

Lange took to Twitter to express his feelings for the ESPN host in a vile rant. Today he comes forth to explain himself.

Artie Lange apologizes to Cari Champion for the rant. His apology contains material NSFW and reads:

I’m about to say a few things I can’t believe have to be explained in a rational world. I observed that Cari Champion was a gorgeous lady. I then thought it would be funny to tweet JOKES about that observation. A decision which might be the end of modern comedy. I would rather load trucks for a living then ever apologize to one of these awful PC groups ruining the country. So that’s a NO. But if it upset the lady in question that’s another story. Let me say to Cari Champion if this hurt u in any way I’m sorry. I’m a comedian. Sometimes I’m funny! For the record my moms disgusted w the tweets. But if I based my humor on my mom I’d be broke.

They’re now telling me I can’t appear on @Midnight tonight cause of the pressure they’re getting from these groups. But who cares. I love the show & it’s my living but who cares. These groups have won again. All I care about is Cari Champion. Truly. But I’m sure you’ll be ok. You’re gorgeous & talented. I hope that didn’t offend u. To the PC army. Congrats! U won again! Gluten free cake! I’ve been asked not to appear on @midnight & uve ruined any chance I had at dating Cari Champion (That was a joke).

I’m not racist. I don’t hate women. And to u PC groups that did this I wanna be clear. Go F–K yourselves! Now get back to saving the world. Done. Peace.

Artie Lange apologizes to Cari Champion for his disgusting Twitter rant, however the damage has already been done.