The 20 Funniest #CelebTrains You Wouldn’t Fancy A Rail Journey On

The funny folks on Twitter are at it again. While the Indian Railway Ministry has finally announced the much-awaited Rail Budget of 2015 calling it a dream rail budget, the opposition is angry that no new trains have been announced. But they can rest assured as Twitter comedians have announced some new trains.

The target, as usual are ‘Celebs’. Hashtag #CelebTrains is spreading like wildfire on Twitter while throwing light on how funny Indians can really get! We do not know who posted the first tweet, but India trends on Twitter has #CelebTrains trailing #RailBudget2015 which is at the topmost spot, and probably will stay at the top till the country is talking about the rail budget and new trains.

Hashtag #CelebTrains has trains you wouldn’t fancy a rail journey on, from Manmohan Singh silent Express to Rajinikanth Express that can drop you at two stations at same time, Twitter folks are having a blast creating some really hilarious #CelebTrains:

#CelebTrains Smriti Irani Passenger. 13 bogies: 1st Class, 2nd Class, 3rd Class, 4th Class, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, Yale.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) February 26, 2015

The Dhoni Express – Will meander like a snail till the penultimate station and then suddenly turn into a hare. #CelebTrains

— Dr. Ripper (@ItsARipper) February 26, 2015

Hema Malini wants that all trains should have a Kent RO purifier. #CelebTrains

— The Stupid Design (@TheStupidDesign) February 26, 2015

#CelebTrains Congress Express – Every bogey of the train has a driver with years of experience, but the Driver in the Engine is on leave.

— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) February 26, 2015

“@MildlyClassic: Aamir Khan express will only run once a year, and passengers will be selected by Aamir Khan himself. #CelebTrains“”

— PRIYANKA MyValentine (@poojaspunky) February 26, 2015

Rajanikanth Express won’t go anywhere…all stations will come to it #CelebTrains

— #WeWontGiveItBack (@Deepak_says) February 26, 2015

Raghu Ram express – you win a bike if you survive till last stop #CelebTrains

— Viral Patel (@Viral711) February 26, 2015

Basanti Express…for all those who love to chatter while traveling #CelebTrains

— dheeraj tiwari (@dtiwari) February 26, 2015

#CelebTrains Bappi Lahiri Express. If you pull chain, you’ll find another chain behind it.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) February 26, 2015

Christopher’s train will have WiFi because Nolan. #sorry #CelebTrains

— Maithun (INDIAN) (@Being_Humor) February 26, 2015

The Dhoni Express – Travels at 10 km/hr for 95% of the journey and then at 400 km/hr for the remaining 5%. #CelebTrains

— Rashi Kakkar (@rashi_kakkar) February 26, 2015

ShahRukh Khan’s Chaiya Chaiya Express. All the passengers shall be dancing on top of the train. #CelebTrains

— Paresh Shinde (@_iLiveLaughLove) February 26, 2015

Rajdeep Express – You will not have to book tickets. You will be given a ticket to read his book. #CelebTrains

— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) February 26, 2015

There will be no announcement about Manmohan Singh’s train #CelebTrains

— 3D Arnab Goswami (@3DArnab) February 26, 2015

SRK – Sallu’s Train : Samjhauta Express #CelebTrains

— Certified Kameena (@shubhansh1504) February 26, 2015

Mayawati’s train wil lonly have RESERVATION Coaches. No General Bogie will be attached to it. #CelebTrains

— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) February 26, 2015

#CelebTrains will have no place for any passengers. Why? Because most celebrities are full of themselves!

— Rashi Kakkar (@rashi_kakkar) February 26, 2015

Ashok Dinda on his train. pic.twitter.com/6cmeh54Vk0 #CelebTrains

— Sagarcasm (@sagarcasm) February 26, 2015

Rohit Shetty Express. #CelebTrains pic.twitter.com/zH1HZIeBSI

— Ugly Ofcourse (@BeingMSD) February 26, 2015

“@brakoo: #CelebTrains Pechoney Baansh Express. pic.twitter.com/v4Sq9FwqTU” this is @rootofall3vil Kaka’s favourite :P

— Abhishek (@abhility) February 26, 2015

Narendra Modi launches #jumlaExpress #celebTrains #BJP pic.twitter.com/JXT4wvYQq5

— #RohtakRape (@ZeeRevolt) February 26, 2015