Promescent, a spray treatment for men who suffer from premature ejaculation, has released new research that shows the 10 American cities where most men are likely to need the company’s product — and therefore are likely to end their sexual experience earlier than their partners would prefer.

The evidence shows that Dallas is the city with the most men who are likely to ejaculate early. This is the same city ironically nicknamed “The Big D.”

Second place is Washington, D.C. So there’s at least one thing that federal government bureaucrats can do quickly.

Seattle, Washington, where people are typically laid back, unsurprisingly ranks third. Baton Rouge, Louisiana comes in (no pun intended) fourth.

The next five cities, in order, are:

  • Memphis, TN
  • Raleigh, NC
  • New York, NY
  • Bridgeport, CT
  • Tampa, FL
  • St. Louis, MO

“While our research concludes PE transcends socio-economic status, age, race, and sexual orientation,” company CEO  Jeff Abraham said, “geography, not so much.”

The company’s research is based on sales and certain assumptions, so some people will take the results with a grain of salt.

According to the Promescent website: “Men average 5-6 minutes to reach orgasm during intercourse. Women – about 17.” The company claims that modern medicine can’t shorten the time it takes women to reach orgasm, but it can lengthen the time before men climax. Hence, the product for men who can’t — ahem — hold it in for a long time.

But 5-6 minutes? Wow.

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