Cap’n Crunch is a spectacular late night talk show host, so it only makes sense then that the Cap’n has a comfortable green room. Ever wonder what the top five requests for his green room are? You’re about to find out!
The first is two beautiful mermaid mustache coiffeurs, but they have to understand that the Cap’n is already married—to the sea. The next request is triple filtered, gourmet milk from CrunchBerry-fed cows. Of course, the Cap’n demands diverse wardrobe choices for his late night interviews. He also needs an extensive brunch menu that includes crunch burgers, chocolatey crunch cake, peanut butter crunch and jelly sandwiches, Crunch Berry caviar, crunch punch, crunch dogs and cinnamon roll crunch rolls. The most requested item for Cap’n Crunch’s green room is a Jean LaFoote dart board, which would bring the Cap’n great joy and pleasure!
Ready to help the Cap’n score a guest host late night tv talk show gig? Check out the infographic to learn what you have to do! 1,589,548 #TeamCrunch supporters have ‘signed’ the petition so far.