Cap’n Crunch is a top late-night talk show host who has been satisfying our late-night needs for over 50 years now. His questions probe deeper than 20,000 leagues under the milk sea, and he always uncover the truth. His questions never get soggy, not even in milk. But have you ever wondered what the Cap’n does during commercial breaks in his milk bowl? You might be surprised to learn the details. Let’s take a look at the top five things he does.

The Cap’n spoons his guests and wrings milk out of his mustache. A commercial break just wouldn’t be complete without him completing a cannon ball. Of course, a commercial break is a perfect opportunity for Cap’n Crunch to complete some vocal warm-ups. You might hear something like “save sad sufferers of soggy cereal” during this bit. Finally, the Cap’n simply has to blame any milk bubbles on Sea Dog.

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