Twitter Facebook LinkedIn Flipboard 0 Okay, granted, there may be no such thing as a good programmatic pick-up line. But there’s bad and then there’s awesomely bad. We had a lot of fun putting this list together. (Who said programmatic was all work and no play?) Be sure to leave your own ideas in the comments. Come on, you know you’ve got one… According to my first-party data, I am in a segment of consumers who would like to buy you a drink. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I show you my DMP again? You’re so attractive that every time I retarget the search term “hot” my creative takes users directly to your landing page. There’s no frequency cap on how often I think about you. If you need any help with your campaign, I’m an expert in RTB: Real-Time Booty. We must be in heaven because I can’t stop thinking about all the data in your cloud. No attribution model could ever explain how you got to be so cute. How about we geo-target my bedroom tonight and set up a premium exchange? Of all your beautiful curves, the upward slope of your ROI over the last 12 months is my favorite. I’d do a deep dive into every data set in the universe just to retarget one of your site visits. Twitter Tweet Facebook Share Email This article was written for Business 2 Community by Jay Leonard.Learn how to publish your content on B2C Author: Jay Leonard Jay is a UK-based cryptocurrency expert, specialising in fundamental analysis and medium to long term investments. Jay has a great deal of hands-on experience in analysing financial markets and performing technical analysis. Jay is currently focusing on the institutional adoption of cryptocurrency and what it means for the future of … View full profile ›More by this author:Cameo CEO Steven Galanis Wallet Hacked – $231k Worth of NFTs StolenMastercard CFO sees Growth Opportunities in CryptoMarvin Inu Trending on Twitter – Is Tamadoge Next to Pump?